1. |
Put Me On TV
01:33
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I got nothing to say, nothing to do
But put me on TV and I swear I'll bring in views
I'm not pretty, I don't shower
But put me on TV and they'll tune in for hours
Chorus: Put me on TV
I'll get down on my knees
Disgrace humanity
Just put me on TV (whole thing x2)
I don't need skill or invention
Just put me on TV because I need attention
Fill my life with violence or sex
If I have to I'll become a Glenn Beck
(Chorus)
I should have my own show
So put me on TV and the audience will grow
I should have my own show
Just put me on TV and watch the seasons flow
I should have my own show (x5)
Where is my show
(Chorus)
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2. |
Froyo Spitta
01:34
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"Lemme tell y’all about the time I spat in a man’s froyo"
Hey hipster asshole
See you getting froyo
Sit down at the table
With your hipster girl
Hanging out in this
Suburban wasteland
Can’t be cool anymore
Gotta take my stand
Chorus: Im gonna spit
Im gonna spit
Im gonna spit
Spit in your froyo (whole thing x2)
I hate your stupid face
I hate your little hat
Your attitude’s inane
My saliva should fix that
Looking for a date night
Step out with your girl
I walk up and spit
In your watermelon swirl
YOWAY!
SPAT!
WOOBERRY!
SPAT!
TUTTI FRUTTI!
SPAT!
TUTTI FRUTTI!
SPAT!
I CRAZE!
SPAT!
YOWZA!
SPAT!
BERRY FUSION!
SPAT!
(Chorus)
And I watched you eat it!
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3. |
Botox President
01:33
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"Russia needs more lebensraum
If you play music ill arrest you soon
Enemies disappear without a trace
Hire Cossacks to punch your pretty face"
(Chorus)
Putin is a dickhead
I want him dead
Putin is a dickhead
I want him dead
"Send you to my prison camps
Where you'll slave for the motherland
Till you die from hunger cramps
Dissidents will die by my hand
Anschluss with Crimea
Like Hitler with Austria
I'm the internet's favorite dictator
Riding bear make me even greater"
(chorus)
"Look at the Olympics
I'm such a good guy
All the dudes that like dicks
I wish they would die"
(chorus)
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4. |
Swine
02:45
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High school was a blast
Sports and Ds kept you afloat
Daddy hit you, Mommy hated you
They thought you were a joke
Took your rage out on others
Destruction drugs and rape
All illegal behavior
But you saw no moral failure
Now its time to move on
Going to college to play football
Bringing your cruel ways with you
Adding to the mental mildew
Chorus: Cops are pigs (x4)
Still just a fucking jock
Blow your back, what a shock
No hope to go professional
Oh no what will you do?
Keeping on partying and causing violence
Living life with no sense of guidance
Worse and worse with every rejection
Still think you exude perfection
Now it’s your senior year
You’ve got nothing but a belly full of beer
Almost graduation time
Better get a plan soon
Football skills for protest lines
Better be a fascist goon
(Chorus)
Sign up for assault rifle
A chance to shoot the people you hated
All our rights you’ll stifle
Your costume has made you jaded
Following orders in this unjust system
Arresting people cause you’re pissed at em
Baton up your ass along with your head
Filling nonviolent people full of lead
The state lets you beat people
A legally protected bully
You want unquestioning trust
Or you won’t be able to protect us fully
(Chorus)
FUCK YOU PIGS
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